They call it the Collection Couch because all 4 room mates have slept with at least 3 different girls on it. He tried to seal the deal with "would you like to be number 14?"
And sadly I did.
She clogged the toilet and got it out with a seven eleven bag. I tried to tell her no but she was convinced that was the logical thing to do.
we just plugged the camera up to the big screen. would you like to come see what you did last night, in high definition?
If anyone could figure out how to pee on someone's soul, it would be you.
You always know what to say to make me feel better.
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Man, I wish they all looked like that. Your vagina deserves to have a nice frame around it, and God's signature at the bottom.
they knew we were both to shy to do anything so they got us drunk and locked us in the back yard with a tent. it was fuck or freeze
you have the best friends
well I tackled her when she was going to go upstairs because I was convinced that the house was haunted. You gotta stick together in horror movies.
Can you please help mom and dad? Theyre trying to figure out Skype, and its like 2 cavemen finding fire.
I think you handled your pregnancy scares better than that cricket in your bathroom
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side note: on a scale of 1-10, how bad an idea is it to hook up with 9 cats guy?
I knew he was a classy dude because when I told him my name was Jen he said "Gin? Like Gin & Juice?"
Yeah I don't think your wife thinks it's a good thing that you're fucking your cousin.
Florida is balancing how much this place sucks with how many vodkas you can have to cope in order to still be allowed on the plane to leave
I seriously thought Satan had his hand up my asshole and was pulling out my soul. Never. Again.
Me and my dad hot boxed a hotel bathroom... That's what I call father son bonding
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