Deadliest Catch is NOT foreplay
Ketchup is God's man juice
She looks makes a Zellweger face when she cums, she's keeps asking why I call her renee
He thinks MY vagina is tight. That's saying something.
You can't use the, "think about your future" line when trying to convince me to save some weed for tomorrow.
I think we need to find a happy medium between fried food and dicks. This could end badly.
eta to your mouth 5 minutes
You need to braveheart it on Monday. Blue face paint and a loin cloth screaming freedom in your front yard.
High with mom again. She's giving me relationship advice.
We're living together and you don't know if I've seen Titanic?!
I WOULD NEVER MIX DICK AND MCDONALDS
is it bad that I see hot guys I wanna sleep with as challenges instead of actual people?
yes. but it works for you
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
Sex in the backyard? Check.
And to be clear I have only watched porn like 3 times at work
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