what made you think it was a good idea to trust the girl that hides tequila in her backpack?
As far as classy things to do in front of your ex go, throwing up on your own shirt is not one of them.
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
i think i should save myself the $200 for a prom dress. i mean why bother. its just going to be covered in vodka/jizz/and puke by the end of the night.
Uh, also, Rob told me he felt bad for choking you.
He said he had a problem he needed to take care of before we got omelets and then showed me his erection.
Oh if I trust ANYTHING about you it's your ability to lead a douchebag around by the dick
May the one with the liver that just won't quit win
I think the "tmi" ship sailed a long time ago, and it took our dignities with it..
First encounter with a mirco peen. I was confused when he said he doesnt go down on girls. Cmon dude, practice on a peach.
Also, next time I go get a wax, I'm gonna ask the girl about the innie to outie ratio she sees on the daily.
Wearing my one sleeve dress...thought you'd like to know I shaved ONE armpit lol
Remember that pair of super cute shorts I pooped in? I miss those 😔
I have blood and BBQ sauce all over my shirt. I blame you for the blood.
I'm gonna go take a shower so I can cleanly change into my drinking underwear.
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