why is it that everytime a half black man enters something boring, it suddenly becomes sexy to people? golf? the presidency?
i'm almost done photoshopping my face on his wife. it's a done deal
Don't worry, nothing happened....but we should have a fire extinguisher here.
I don't know what it is about vodka that make me ruin relationships.
Except there is my pee all over the walls now
I think it says something about my life when I start picking up girls while im in rehab. And I don't think it's good.
I am so excited I do not know how I will sleep.
It's like the Christmas morning of dicks
it still weirds me out that Robin Thicke is Alan Thicke's son
I'm sure there's been a weekend in 2014 we were sober... Clearly it wasn't fun, bc I can't recall it. Point proven, alcohol is key.
I was supremely disappointed in the lack of dick and doughnuts in my life last week.
Terrible idea I love it
Only great wives bring your dope to you when you are at the Cardiologist
He seems like a nice guy. I mean, I know he's married and he's essentially paying me to be his side hoe, but he really seems like a good person.
So, I just ordered a breathalyzer for this weekend. I figured if I'm getting shitfaced, I should at least be scientific about it.
I never thought I'd be judging my neighbors sex lives before age 30 but here we are
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