my mom is pro-life. I dare you to fuck me.
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
Just tried to chase Captain Morgan with water...this whole drinking alone business is getting harder to do.
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
she was eating donuts out of the garbage. enough said.
You convinced us both to take shots of jack Daniels through our eyes.
make sure nobody uses the downstairs toilet. i like to have an unused toilet for the weekends. dont shit where you puke i always say.
We lost Kevin again. Probably kidnapped by fattie 2 or butter-face 2 from last night. We need names and any information you can give us. Last scene with his shoe laces converted into a belt.
I just passed a drug test. I want to shout that from the top of a mountain. Can we have beers on the top of a mountain?
Shit stained towel. The very symbol of how much closer we are as friends. Fall 011... beautiful disaster
Woke up to a break up text for a facebook relationship I didn't even know I was in... 2012 is going to be a good year
FYI, his "son" is a Chihuahua.
A log hopped out of the fireplace and caught the carpet on fire. Good summary of this election if you ask me.
He tripped and fell all the way to the ground and then stood right back with out spilling a drop of his 3/4 full glass of rum and coke. It was like watching something from the matrix
We had an argument over whether or not she had super strength. She settled it by dragging me to the bed room and throwing me on the bed. Then forcefully fucking me. She won the argument.
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