I just came so hard I farted. Twice. Thank God I'm alone.
U know those big foam mats in the back gym for track?
ya, gonna go have sex there?
No I want one to have wings and pick me up and take me home
I miss old school porno. There just isn't any love in porn these days.
I either just got cockblocked or saved from a lengthy court case so I'm kinda conflicted about how my night went.
I just smoked pot in front of my old Elementary School. It's like my Childhood and Adulthood are coming together in this awesome thing.
fun fact #6 about tuesday nights: giving head with two 40s taped to your hands is not as easy as you would think
You peed up the stairs in front of everyone then blamed it on the dog
This hurricane better not stop me from sitting on the stoop thurs & enjoying all the slutty costume walkofshamers
I'm using the house around the corner that my parents rent out to people as a means of getting sex. I just tell them I'm going for a walk and just invite my next hook up over
Please hurry up and come back. This is so awkward. He's showing me banana videos.
He stole all of his parent's vodka WHILE they were in the room, and then opened the window and snuck out. I was watching from my truck
Dude for real though, we gotta stop getting hammered and kissing gay guys.
what do we think the timeline is for when your liver will begin to revolt against your drinking habits?
THIS IS SO HOT. BYE PANTIES.
His dick is a spiritual experience and meditation is very important to me.
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