i'm home, then i'll come over
ightttt gangstaaaaaaaaaaaa
nvm.
he texted me telling him i gave him the clap. but i think he gave it to me and i gave it back to him
Note: footlong is not the password to the subway wi fi network.. p.s- im super high
We're friends. And when I drunkenly send u a pic of my left testicle i would appreciate a response.
i just woke up to a text from him apologizing for making me eat a full lemon
We just shotgunned beers for America
I gave up my innocence when I let him cum in my spelling bee trophy
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
We let him drunkenly pack his own bags without checking them. Yet no one was surprised when the TSA girl pulled a 12 pack out of his carry on.
i'll fuck you during the next apocalypse. promise
things were going awesome until jimmy put out a cigarette in the everclear.
I just tinder matched with a blue angels pilot. I need to make out with him. For America.
Your face; I've seen enough of it for today. Go away now please.
I screamed "You look like a guy I've fucked!" to your brother at a party... I have some explaining to do.
Guess whose grandma smokes weed?
Randomize
