Betty ford says i'm here all night
Alex, there's no such thing as a fancy sex store.
I'm going to go hang out on a giant wooden pirate ship for 5 days.
Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
noo you weren't that drunk. you just knocked the grill over and couldn't get the key in the door, so you climbed through the window. success.
For your information i will be shotgunning whiskey on may 21st.
there's a barbecue in the shower. I'd like to know who got this to fit inside perfectly. impressive
I will start puting down the plastic for the vom in our love chamber. If you want to be something or someone else for the night feel free. The theme is shit show.
I'm there.
Can I get a "hallelujah" for railing my pastors daughter last night?
Had to belly crawl across the floor to the toilet with my eyes closed to puke my life out without making my hangover worse. Three times.
Day #3 of being the only sober person at the bar. This is depression.
I peppersprayed myself last night. Sigh.
A shark bit my leg in the Gulf of Mexico well me and the T were banging so look for it in the papers
Look, I tried but his dick tasted like disappointment.
Randomize
