My new storm is the chrons
The only reason I needed a new one is bc I threw up on my other one(248): And since Verizon doesn't have a throw up test, I was eligible for a new one
Are we in a gay sports bar?
just had a super intense, drunken debate about which blink182 member is the most fuckable. i got so mad i left the room. new low.
i just used the Cadillac of toilet papers. For a minute i actually forgot i was even wiping my ass....i thought i was floating butt first into heaven
Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
So im walking through ohare and this guy walks by with a cart full of big bottles of liquor. I want to know what flight hes on.
I don't really know I'm just giving her a key to get back in and the "don't get pregnant speech" and leaving it at that.
Be careful there's warming lubricant on the floor. I will clean and explain later.
well i fell out of the hot tub and tumbled down the hill and kicked a plant in the process.
He's upstairs shouting 'FUCK OFF I'M IN MY MOTHERFUCKING ZEN ZONE' out of the window.
I just made SCOTCHSICLES. no further info is necessary
You kept sacrificing me last night. You would just yell out "Virgin Sacrifice!!" and then throw me into a circle of men.
You puked on yourself, then demanded to take shower. In which you kept saying "its raining"
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
I'm at work behind the bar and just washed my mouth out with rumple bc I don't have a toothbrush. This may be a new low.
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