Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
Apparently he always goes for the wrong girl so it should be easy for me to nail him.
I enjoyed our heart to heart in the trunk on the way to the stripclub
he broke up with her mid blow job, and somehow convinced her to finish. I want his life
She just told me she had a double jointed jaw and winked at me while eating her bananna. That's not possible right?
judging from the number of limes and box of kosher salt on the counter therell be 8.5 gallons of tequila drunk this weekend.
sounds about right
after further investigation i found out he's a little bit married..
I have nothing to say for myself. When 2chainz comes on at the bar all bets are off.
Because of my cut offs, my brother is convinced I fucked a girl so hard she forgot to take her pants. Fairly accurate.
She went outside in nothing but her panties and came back inside 15 minutes later wearing a different pair of panties.
I hope you get your threesome on vday. I'll probably get flowers and a candlelit dinner. trade you. I wish this guy was more of a slut and had less of a heart. I would like 2 dicks please fuck your flowers!
I'm so jealous of your sex life. You know it's awesome when thinking about the sex you had last night brings you tears of joy.
I threw my back out having sex last night. I don’t know whether to high five myself for a job well done or cry because I’m old.
Soooooooo high. David tried to rinse the water droplets out of the sink for 5 minutes
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