she's just sitting in a corner ripping all of the filters off her menthols
i just ate two sandwiches and am debating booty calling my landlord
i think my mom would be mad if i was pregnant. last time i was she grounded me for a week.
They have a pepper shaker for pot.
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Isn't that the only thing she's good at? Complaining and blow jobs?
Why do my balls have what looks like rust on them?
He's cheating on his wife, and he's judging me for eating McDonalds
ever have one of those nights where you feel like you should leave the house with your insurance card? that is tonight, my friend.
Wow. This hand sanitizer smells awesome. It's like I just gave a handjob to a fruit basket.
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She said she was jealous that i could wear headbands, then growled at the ground in shame..
HE'S EATING THE CONFETTI. STOP HIM NOW.
I just found out that order of 30 Beefy 5-Layers last weekend has achieved legendary status among the Taco Bell employees. Is there a Stoner Achievement for that?
I thought about mashed potatoes the whole way home
if you want the landscaping job, the uniform is a speedo. no exceptions.
Look. All I'm saying is that if the USWNT can win a shit ton of medals and have two gay love stories with happy endings, there's still hope in this world
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