sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
you were convinced that if all her tampons were gone her period would stop, so you started eating them.
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
I found them in the kitchen microwaving bottle rockets chanting U.S.A U.S.A U.S.A
He said he got a lot of action last night. I asked how much? And he said he got to see down her shirt. Freshmen never cease to amaze me.
Correct me if I'm wrong here... but did we serenade each others breasts to "winds of change" last night?
thats the sluttiest christmas spirit ever.
I'm gonna wear that dress that makes me look like a slut. You know, the one your sister got arrested in.
In case you were unaware playing with rabbits on ecstasy is the greatest thing ever. I feel like I'm ODing on adorable right now.
I waxed the left side of it and was in too much pain to do the right side so my crotch looks like cruella devil
I think the worst part about being a real adult is 1)having a high stress job that makes me want to get stoned 2)paying for reefer using my own money 3)realizing my boyfriends children probably have more weed connections than I do anymore
Our DD will meet us there. The strippers are sending a limo to pick him up. He promised them New Years Eve massages. Said he would still drive us home.
Dude she smelled like bar-b-que sauce. I can't think of anything better.
I don't care what you say about him, his cock is the stuff dreams are made of.
Not gonna make it. His stripper neighbors are playing a Super Bowl drinking game that involves removing my clothes
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