the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
It's the eternal vodka... it never seems to go away
Should I tell them about my ticket for possession or about how I'm shitting blood? Which one will gain the most sympathy?
His penis has been a bonding mechanism beyond comparison.
I'm just gonna start letting dudes eat it. American idol for my vagina
Ya. My thumbs are those buffalo's, but my legs are spirits and my torso is that Indian guys and my head is the eagle
I would say I miss her friendship, then I remember that she gave 4 guys the clap. I'm good.
I stopped his blowjob to raise 3 fingers & whistle the hunger games tune to the people walking past the window
If I send you a picture of a dick will you give me your honest reaction?
He will be so fat that the winter can not penetrate his blubber.
I feel kind of like we’re in a gang and tonight is one of those “people are gonna know not to fuck with us” type of nights. And then tomorrow I am going to learn to pole dance. I’m not really sure how I got to this point in my life… but I like it.
Wine. Check.\nDino chicken nuggets. Check.\n#IssaParty
I should be in a better mood, I just went home and had a quickie on my lunch break.
I had a sandwich.
i got kicked out of the casino for drunken disorderly conduct because i kept stumbling into old people and one of them told on me. as the boucer was taking down my information so i could no re-enter i ripped my id out of his hands while yelling fuck you.
They stopped fighting to partake in M&Ms and porn.
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