do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
Well I think that's a good thing that I'm not full of someone else.
drinking warm bud heavies i found in the garage and googling how to tell the gosselin kids apart.
It's hard for me to sext him when the picture i see on my phone when he texts me is his facebook default of him and his girlfriend.
so its official, girls can see a boner through my snuggie.
well, 500 bucks doesn't grown on trees, and i need that bear suit for any chance of vagina access.
Just fell asleep during a bikini wax. Thank god for day drinking.
It's been decided..lingerie is an investment. You get free breakfast and cab rides out of it.
When you see a guy in a wheelchair try to be cool and pop a wheelie, and then fall over backward and hit his head, is it funny or sad?
We can Fuck in the shower to save time
And this is why I like you. You're so damn innovative.
It's like you know you got fucjed up when you wake up and check fir your own pulse
The hardest part about being a child of divorce is when you're at your dad's house but your condoms are at your mom's house.
I just want to eat Taco Bell and throw it up on his doorstep.
I woke up and there was a mans ass as my screensaver...
he just kept biting everyone and singing hilary duff songs. i can't even bring him to a gas station.
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