everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
Next time we go to the river, we nominate you to flash people for free booze. Your tits are the biggest.
I should take him calling me "a freak of nature" after sex as a compliment, right??
Hope your thanksgiving is a complete blowjob festival.
I got home and laid by the toilet and then alexa laid in the bathtub and sang the preamble while kayla held my hair
This is amazing. I can pinpoint the window in time that you lost all sanity.
it's like my freshman wet dream come true
the amount of chicks and firearms here is unnerving. this will end awesomely or at the morgue.
There is a glee sing along. It's on random and they know them all. Like, the specific glee timings and pauses. I need to leave. I need to escape
Nothing like a false "my-dad-found-my-weed" alarm on Christmas day.
Gotta wait until my full time offer is confirmed before I try to fuck the mid level manager
Do you ever wake up and realize playing beer pong with your parents wasnt a dream? Your mom really beat you
I'm pretty sure she tried to draw a self portrait out of her vomit. Then you tried to help, but passed out in the vomit.
Rich men love me! I remind them of their trophy wife!!!
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