I didn't shave. On purpose
I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
I just saw a like a 30 person deep walk of shame... it was like the million man march but with dorm chicks
look out your window.... he's holding his iphone up like a boombox playing you beach boys
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You showed the cops outside of the bar your boobs and then decided to go apologize to them. They admitted that the reason they hung out there was because of girls like you.
So I put about 15 worms in the cuervo bottle. I don't think that's how it works but I feel like hallucinating by 11am
Why hello there Olivia! How are you today on this fine and most wonderful morning full of magic and adventure and awesomeness?
Someone just got laid.
I fell asleep to the sounds of them banging in the next room. It was oddly soothing...
somehow, even strange, drunk, middle-aged men on the RTA can't understand why he'd choose her over me
maybe it's because you talk to strange, drunk, middle-aged men on the RTA
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oh, so if i go friday and she's there, you are going to be my sponsor for not banging the crazy chick
She said my new name was "ranch" because I "looked delicious"
I'm hungry, horney and thirsty. Pick two you want to help out with.(please pick horney)
what better to celebrate not being pregnant than to eat a bowl full of rum soaked pineapples?
I'm sure if Robin Williams was still with us he would want you to see boobs.
I wouldn't be able to live with myself if I blew a Trump supporter.