Party priorities: alcohol > girls > music > cups > decorations
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
There are going to be so many Snookis this Halloween that I might just dress as the guy that hit her and punch them all in the face
i just saw that homeless guy who dresses like the cat in the hat at the liquor store. i guess he got enough change to have a good weekend. oh the places he'll go
thanks for paying me in special brownies...but brownies dont pay the rent...anymore.
At some point last night Lemondrops turned into me doing shots of vodka and eating sugar packets at the bar.
Dont act like I'm the only one that gets on a plane and picks out the one im gonna have fuck if we have time before the crash
I feel a five day drunk coming on.
You got the whole drunk bus to sing, "In The Jungle" while conducting with your glowsticks.
Was almost hungover and got scared, skipped hungover, back to hammered. Fuck real life
In honor of Sarah Palin's bday I suggest we watch Nailing Palin
Why is my car covered in what appears to be salsa verde?
Giving the guy pizza was a good idea. Leaving him naked on the pool table makes you my hero
Never underestimate the power of loudly proclaiming you want to make out with someone
He's far too busy staring into my soul to touch my tits.