they're scary. like turkeys that ate nuclear fucking steroids.
either way he was missing a nipple.
btw, i had a dream i drank 260-proof vodka last night. thank god that doesn't exist in real life.
My wrist bandage is guacamole stained. What an accurate representation of my life as a whole
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You realize at the bar last night we blew on imaginary whistles like rose from titanic right?
IDK who she called, but some guy came into the party, flying drop kicked Joe said never again. She has to invite him around again.
I've never known a guy to fuck more random girls in the ass then Dom. His rectal kill ratio is at like 85%
He's like the Derek Jeter of Anal
Come down. Bring Jorts. We're getting ready for this tricycle race like champions.
At what point would you like us to save you from yourself?
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Topless bubble bath with a lesbian is debatable as a gay experience.
The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories
Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences
great clearly means different things to us
I'd rather be sodomized with a fullly decorated Christmas tree.
At this point all my Tinder matches are telling me I'll be fucking the whole male population of UMass '17.
He played with my nipples while singing "How great thou art"
Drunk is a universal language darling
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