UPDATE: In a passionate fit of self love, I brought myself to orgasm under the moon on my 7th floor balcony, ejaculating between the rungs towards the ground.
Unfortunately, I did not realize that most of it would end up on the balcony below mine.
At least you don't cum in color.
I wrote a list of all my homework due in the next few weeks. I feel I've done enough for tonight.
we were so desperate we resorted to lego blocks. nuff said.
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
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He'd bedazzaled his ass. Im not even that gay...
In reality u ask do u have beer at your house but what your really saying is will there be cock in my mouth
You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
It's really sad that I'm trying to calculate in my head the type of place to have dinner that's worth anal
You got into a heated argument about Frankenstein's intelligence while double fisting burritos from taco bell.
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Boats looked like robot pelicans and time was slow and now im on wipe out
The bartender seems to not like the DD's anymore. I'm sad
I went by my nickname in rehab. It made it feel more like summer camp.
I got stoned and explored ice caves with a guy who photographs dildos for a living. I win.
he really is such a sweet guy. it’s a shame i have to break his heart.
He plays guitar, sings like an angel, and acts like a gentleman. If I don't fuck him by the end of first semester, I'm dropping out