yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
I think I'd rather ejaculate tabasco. You'd have to scrape out guacamole.
Somebody started a fire in the kitchen. I puked on it till it went out. The firemen high fived me.
We woke up in an inflatable kiddie pool full of both empty and full beer cans. In the middle of his dad's office. Oh, and we were locked in. Nobody remembers.
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The 30 seconds of sex was almost worth it...I mean he did smoke me out and watched the princess and the frog with me
I'm getting very mixed reviews. One friend told me to stop drinking bc the last 3 times he's heard from me I've either peed my pants, been throwing up, or people have been having sex beside me.
Strangely enough I'm encouraging you to keep drinking for all the same reasons.
help me choose which girl to send myself boning to my girlfriend to make her want to break up
which one looks the most like her?
omg i hate the new neighbors. why cant a bitch just be hungover in peace on a wednesday morning.
We're pregaming our midterms. Also, when we get our tests back, we're taking a shot for every point we lost. If you're not in, you should just go ahead and transfer.
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we found him. outside on the balcony, sitting on a bucket, with his pants off, swearing he was'nt taking a dump
That's the international "my vagina is unoccupied, come talk to us" chant. You have your mission. Go.
When exactly does a bender just become a lifestyle?
I can't tell if I'm getting better at doing my online spanish hw drunk or if my teacher is just grading on creativity. Either way that senoritas gettin an applebees gift card when i graduate.
I bought something for you today. You'll love it.
What is it? Drugs?
I'm scared to touch anything in this apartment. Even the ceiling.