Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex
so. which one of us is going to pay for the neighbors new window? it cracked when i threw the bottle at it but smashed when you threw yours.
Don't be a smartass. I'm trying to fuck a guy who's sober. It's more difficult than you think.
...im seriously confused as to why this doesn't make sense to you. Girl hostage, rob casino. Makes perfect sense.
Celebrating anything "Eve" is never a good choice! I feel like my soul's been put in a blender on the "destroy" setting- in other news: Happy 4th of July
I don't care if he got kidnapped by a cult one time he is a dick
I found him in his pink and white boxer out side the dorm hall and the only thing he said was "it wouldn't let me in"
It blows my mind that pandora doesn't have an : I want to lay in bed in the dark and be sad and cold and eat frozen mangos and chipotle all day station
Reports of my death were greatly exaggerated.
If I'm going to risk life and limb to wear a Wings jersey to the Garden next week, the least they can do is win.
And the most would be ending up in bed with one of them.
Also, you should've bet on Team Liver.
We won.
USA USA USA
I mentioned the porn thing he mentioned a brother it all kinda just came together
I think he has some internal "man stuff" that keeps getting in the way.
Like alcoholism and general douchbagary.
Harry Potter pub crawl tonight. You know you're living your life right when your check list for the evening is wizard robes, wand and acid.
I just elbowed a roll of wrapping paper, and said “ohh sorry”. I’m still drunk.
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