Sometimes I think that I have too much self esteem
Then I realize that I'm just really fucking pretty.
Under someone's bed. Not sure whose. I think they're sleeping in it.
I sleep with the gay men, they no longer have questions about their sexuality. No strings attached at it's finest and i get new shopping buddies out if it. It really is a win win situation.
You are my idol.
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
watched two friends get underages. one had a shirt on that said lets get wasted while the other said to the cop "i understand your just trying to do your job but that was dirty bro".
I got Pilsbury cinnamon rolls for us to have tomorrow, but I don't have the willpower to leave them in my fridge overnight, so I am eating them all and getting us more in the morning
I love you more by the minute
Chilling on my porch debating between pre work drinking or video games and getting high.
It may not have seemed like it to you, but I was very sad that I was cheating on my GF with you. I was crying on the INSIDE.
Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
I have a 30 minute video visit blind date tonight with a guy in prison. And it's costing me $9. ROCK... BOTTOM...
COKE WAS NOT ON THE ITINERARY FOR TONIGHT.
I don't trust my subconscious. It sleeps with my exboyfriend sometimes.
You'll never fully grasp an awkward walk of shame until you run into his mom while you're trying to sneak out. Then to make matters worse you have to ask her to mover car because it's blocking you in.
and I lost my effing shirt.
Because talking after sexting is equivalent to cuddling after sex
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
Randomize
