Im glad youre not pregnant with that New Jersey assholes baby. Your vagina would have smelled worse than Newark.
is 1am too late, or too early to make bacon?
He asked me how my body knew that a month was up when it was time for my period.
Sorry you had to hear me puke. I didn't know I called you. Was it graceful?
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he took off his pants and apologized in advance if I thought he was too small.
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
his genitalia just looks like a thumbs up. a really really small thumbs up.
is it bad that my walk of shame involves the church shuttle?
Its the least I can do really, I mean, I did sleep with her husband...
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We found her on the balcony debating if it was easier to jump or throw up. Neither decision would not have been good for the 91 year old below us.
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
if youre gonna throw up it might as well taste like christmas :S
is it weird that our first time having sex was makeup sex?
I also need to get my life together but instead I just eat spoonfuls of Nutella. We can't win 'em all
I've been rehabbing my soul with cheese and wine lately
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