I just remembered that last night when we tried to walk off the spins you said "pretend i'm your pet dinosaur" so i walked you around on an invisible leash while you made t-rex hissing noises.
So I just googled the ten commandments... Were fucked.
Wouldn't pinatas filled with coke be awesome idea for cinco de mayo?
It wasn't until i was on my knees with three dicks in my face that i thought it might be a bad idea
Lesbians are nicde people they do not take debit cards
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
why is it ever time u get laid i end up having to clean something twice? you have no idea how hard it is to wash smugged ass cheeks off the counter
there not mine if that helps
Its raining shots and i keep catching them in my mouth like you with dicks shits crazy
I cnant read. Cheetos goen. Help. Grt Cheetos.
Really uncomfortable with the level of eskimo brotherhood at this family reunion
Just woke up from a dream where I had lesbian sex with myself (a clone of me)... Take that, Freud!
How high is the bridge and how deep is the water and what are the chances I will get arrested
I really shouldn't have to tell you to stop banging your lightsaber on everything while we are in college.
I didn't want to fight, I just wanted to tell you to fuckoff.
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
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