So we tried to 69 with him on top. NEVER TRY IT. His balls were in my eyes and it was terrifying.
I think it's time we have the "weird fetish" talk.
there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
I'm doing lines by myself in the kitchen. I think your outside. yeah that's you. your naked.
Dude Eric's high and buying everyone taquitos. How much room do we have in the freezer?
I am thinkingif I am doing snow Angels in your living room, I probably had too much to drink
just almost had a panic attack because i couldn't find the granola bar i put in my purse. i miss klonopin.
YOU ARE SO GOD DAMN LOUD AND YOU'RE SHAKING THE GOD DAMN HOUSE. FUCKING STOP.
I think I've forgotten how to blink. Help plz?
Is that your mom climbing in your window dude
I just put condoms in a mason jar because it looked prettier than the box.I think I've peaked.
Ill try not let guys feel my boobs for free drinks next time, no promises tho. I am my boyfriends worst nightmare.
He's petting your head, we need to leave now.
Aww well I’m kinda unsober so probably best
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
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