please. tell me to stop eating out of the trash.
I thought the fact that I took home a 42 year old with 3 kids would excuse my tardiness this morning because my boss is also 42 and has 3 kids. Boy was I wrong.
Im watching someone hooking up in the library
procrastination at its finest
The liquor store is having an inventory reduction sale. It would be a sin not to stop and help them out.
And we all know God doesn't like sinners.
Amen.
i gave you head in a backbend. if that doesnt say happy birthday i dont know what does.
Should we discuss the rug burns on my back or just save that for a separate conversation
Vodka shot parachutes
Fucking utilizing a thrid story dorm room
I don't know at which point last night turned terribly, terribly wrong, but it was somewhere around Motel 6, specifically the parking lot.
No, I know her type. Tall, lanky, uses teeth when giving head, and runs like a giraffe. Don't do it man..
Bring me the dick of your room mate Alex and I will reward you in in skittles.
Please tell me how I go from a guy with a coke problem to a cop. My own life doesn't even make sense to me anymore
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
and idk now I have nine bags of lettuce in my fridge
We put you in the box and you started to cry, that's how high you were.
Just found out a shooting happened in our parking lot while it was closed this morning. So thaaaaaaaaats fun.
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