Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
we hate each other therefore the sex is mindblowing
Long labias. Talking about. Too drunk to explain. Tomorrow.
It could have went better. They kicked us out of the casino and I drunkenly whipped her across the face with a fishing pole. Long story.
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for future reference: playing drunken strip-twister is a euphemism for a threesome. just thought you should know.
mallory made a planned parenthood decision maker flow chart again.
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
I have an erection and I'm about to go through airport security.
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
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You know darned well I have a well-documented weakness for redheads, Subway and hand-drawn graphic novels.
You're a hot mess, you know that?
At least I'm a FUN hot mess. Like a train crash full of pizza, fireworks and glitter.
look, im sorry that i yelled at your little brother, threw my car keys at him and smashed a stale cookie with a pool cue, but i swear to god i didn't poop on the floor. it was one of your dogs.
Stop thinking about me and go on your date... at least I got the glitter off your face first.
It's been three years since Kelly shit in the to go box that we put in Sam's mailbox after we broke up. Considering Sam and I are friends again, should I finally tell him?
He just kept going down on me. And he was all like, do you mind? No motha fucka, who would? All of his ex's, apparently. Whatever, he's a gem and I'm keeping him.
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