You just took 4 shots. 2 of them were maple syrup.
every time i send "do you want some cock" to her T9 manages to change it to "anal"...i think she's mad now
then out of nowhere we heard a voice yell "Fuck that pussy!"
I recommend just blowing him. It's always the way to go.
Let's paint friendship bongs
I'm trying to find candidates for my winter break hook up. I'm going to hold auditions thanksgiving break.
It's my 3rd annual 21st birthday party. Disney themed. There will be blood.
I'm at a nursing home getting weed. Lol when times are tough, things tend to get a lil weird
Yeah! I was just fired because there was an over hire and the new girl is hotter than me. Seeing as how the new girl is my baby sister I think punching my manager is excusable.
You know it's a good weekend when you wake up on Sunday questioning your sexuality.
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
Coming straight to your house after the flight. If not in Federal Prison for disobeying peanut laws.
Turns out end of the world sex is H-O-T, HOoot! I'll be the only progressive lady smiling today
You know you're old when you’re masturbating and you pull your hip
The blunt fell in the hottub, i mean i knew she was upset but i didnt expect her to dive for it and come up balling her eyes out...
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