Just wanted to let you know that if you need my services as a male dancer for his birthday, let me kno so I can clear my schedule
bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
he is literally lying on the floor eating cookies. doing nothing. and as i was hitting him he needed to protect the cookies more than himself.
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
Home, forcing the cats to make out. Someone should get some.
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
Turns out, his fucking is as lame and staggered as his NFL career.
She was covered in mud grabbed my crotch and said see that handprint that means I called dibs
I've got a permanent seat at the "Girls who eat their feelings" table this weekend.
Of course I fucked him. He's a professional beat boxer, his entire job is to do complicated shit with his tongue.
Well, he asked what my sign was, then proceeded to critique me on my beer pong stance... I really need to raise my standards.
I just used a box o wine to refill a bottle o wine to more effectively drunk clean
When a guy asks for your ig but you already know his blood type, social security number, & mother's maiden name.
Birthday wine tasting got super shambly super quickly. I am covered in cuts/bruises/terrible life decisions.
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