Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
Whenever someone from high school gets pregnant or has a pregnancy scare my self esteem grows a good 5 points
im failing my bio class b/c he booty calls me wednesday nights at 6 like clockwork
If you ever get the opportunity, make fun of how small his dick is for me
He says I tipped the waitress ten dollars because she "smelled like pigs in a blanket."
when he put a condom on for a handjob cuz he didn't want to "blow his load in the car" i started to question my choice in guys..
I can't in good conscience help you bag a Catholic girl who isn't at least a 7.
So instead of asking me for my number, he asked for my dad's because he wanted to "thank the man that helped create those tits."
Ive fucked up. im like a feral dog rabidly chasing an infrequent dream amidst a cataclysm of disaster
New vibrator arrived today.
How was it?
Who are these wee mortals we call men?
The batteries in my vibrator died before I could finish. Which is a lot like my sex life lately......
I just puke and rallied at my anniversary dinner #winning
I just paid a hobo to give me his Santa hat so I can take Christmas nudes. Will send them later, they're fire.
Sex in a tree, bucket list CHECK!
I’ve slept with a Senior, a Freshman and a Junior so far. I’m a Sophomore away from hitting for the cycle
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