They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
I just remembered I gave a homeless man a ride to his bridge last night.
Your noise violation report contains the word "five-some"...wtf happened in here?
There was a lot of him and a little penis
so i hit rock bottom, god threw me a shovel. i continued to dig.
America approved of our night. A bald eagle flew over us at 7am
no. you're not making a beach trip out of my abortion.
I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
my hip hurts so fuckin bad. and I just found a half eaten burrito in my nightstand drawer.
Fun fact of the day: Our cat does not like rum.
I live vicariously through you. No one mistakes me for a hooker anymore. I look like a stay at home mom of three. On bad days of four.
I still blew him because I won't let allergies keep me from doing what I want. But I almost suffocated like 10 times.
I fear our relationship is coming to an end. Last night I felt the need to bloody apologise for waking him up with a blow job.
when u match a guy bc he's from Oregon & he's trying to flirt, shut up i just want to talk about trees
Dude, what the hell where you thinking last night
Welllllll basically they were like "challenge" and I was like "accepted"
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