idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
come outside for a special surprise it involves huge boobs
Joe is yelling at the trees again.
I have a voicemail from Mike at 1am. He starts to say something, but then throws up instead.
We've reached that awkward stage of the relationship where he's in love with me when he's drunk, but sober him is still afraid of commitment.
dude there's no way we're going back in there for your puke shoes
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
There is naked swordfighting and something green and alcoholic going on in the basement. COME. OVER. NOW.
By this time next year I expect us to have full time jobs that we can call out of so we can day drink on beautiful days like this. Oh, and grill.
Stumbled across a pregnancy test in my closet. Oh, the freshman year flashbacks..
Can we talk about the fact that a stranger is doing a line of coke off our living room table right now?
It's one of the few times I hit fuck it levels of not caring
You can tell by the way he cuddles that he's got mommy issues
Im just drunk enough to admit that I miss Hannah Montana.
So I have three weeks to get rid of his girlfriend and fuck him senseless before he goes to jail
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