doesn't he have a GF?
that just means you have to try harder.
i didn't have to try TOO hard, just told him i didn't want to know his name or...
"Hung over, tired and having a faint scent of some body butter and random pieces of glitter from a girl named gigi, almost arrested in drug bust, $40 Canadian in my pocket and all i got was this lousy Tshirt" shirts dont exist, but they need to
Woke up with string cheese braided into my hair- literally braided
Just realized I'm marrying a man that's never gone down on me. What happened to my priorities?
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Just now remembered singing Trashy Women at the reception. Not karaoke, just sang along with the mic I stole from the DJ. All while still in my dress drinking champagne from the bottle
You screamed "I NEED TO GET THE WHOLE SET!" and then proceeded to try touching everyone's balls in the room
True idk how my parents didn't know I was blackout. I ate like 4 pieces of cheesecake and showed my cousins my boobs
you were telling us about the time you had sex in an alley and he stopped, looked up and said 'it was a cul-de-sac' and went right back to what he was doing.
If you ever insult pizza rolls again, I will dragon kick you in the throat
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After what I experienced at 6am this morning, all I can say is chew your noodles thoroughly.
Seriously, though. As long as it's attached to you and is not a vagina, I will not be disappointed.
If everything else in my life fails, at least I just had one of my top orgasms
Whatever. I have his dick. Haha how many girls can say they have a dildo replica of a guy they were seeing
Thanks for the reference. If your boss hires me, I'll buy you a drink.
If my boss hires you, I'm going to need it.
I miss the pre Covid days when we could meet men in bars. Hitting on guys in the grocery store is just depressing
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