I created a new tequila drink. it is a mix of excitement and fear instilled in innocent people.
i think i gave myself a perma-hangover. or god just hates me.
needless to say, I hope she has to get an abortion again
It's been a wonderful constant drunkeness. We played Marco polo with some random like 8 yr olds in the kiddie pool.
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I have 20 seconds to get my life together and look presentable.
The great thing about vietnam is that if I'm drunk during the day people just think I'm being white
I'm deep cleaning my room right now. Not sure if it actually needs it or if I'm just trying to symbolically cleanse myself of the last 24 hours.
Someone fucked up, the stop Kony day is on 4/20,
Somehow ended up home, probably had something to do with the makeshift ladder from my second story window. Now headed to church, still drunk, and still fighting back the vomit of a thousand different alcohols. Successful night.
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Nothing says love like couples STD testing
Nothing says breakup like the results
Then I'll go home and you two can do whatever two same sex heterosexual soul mates do
I feel as though my head has drastically changed shape
can we not speak foreign languages when I'm on drugs
A condom just fell out of me. Happy Tuesday.
Not to be hella graphic on main but I just came so hard I think I saw a new color.
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