I'll pay for our taxi if you let me makeout with the drummer and we don't leave RIGHT when the bassist does.
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
Revelation of the day. Bulimia is dumb. Anorexia is easier.
You suck.
I think you're the first person to ever call Louisville, KY a "romantic getaway".
People kept wishing me happy birthday last night. apparently i was 21st birthday drunk
I'm watching ellen!
just because im gay does not mean you need to notify me every time you watch the ellen degeneres show
I've hooked up with 3 different guys already this week...don't tell me I haven't been a productive member of society
How do I tactfully ask if the neighbors downstairs can hear me beating it?
Breathalizer & tazer party did not go as casually as expected.
He kept singing Happy Birthday to himself, yelling at the bouncers for not letting him in, and telling them his "father will hear of this." He was like a drunken Scottish Draco Malfoy.
Once again, your first date sounds like something of an epic. Odysseus' Quest for Fourth Base.
Would an open wound count as good sex or bad sex?
I'll start working on my manners when you stop using please and thank you in the bedroom.
He fucked me so hard my hair extensions fell out
Met this british guy. Played pool. Broke into an apartment and had sex
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