margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
I want to make a zoo with you.
Apparently at one point I was wearing my sweatshirt backwards like it was normal and then I threw up into the hood. Never drinking again.
I was totally going to sleep with him, until he got naked and started swinging around his boner singing "I'm so hard. oh yeah yeah yeah, I'm so hard" like Rihanna.
some guy just walked up to the bench i was on, backflipped off of it, gave me his number and walked away....i love this city
Hey so summary of last night. I threw up in a rain boot then tipped it over on my bed, did my laundry and passed the fuck out. I feel like I didn't see you.
Correct me if I'm wrong here... but did we serenade each others breasts to "winds of change" last night?
In order of importance: Where am I? Where's my car? Where are my clothes? Who is this chick in the room?
Anne's couch, the bar, your car, Anne.
Am I a bad person for getting my ex to DD me and a random hookup home last night?
Yeah I mean I think I need to stop living off of snacks and alcohol
Sexiest use of a semi colon this week, congratulations.
He wrote me a Haiku titled, "Let me touch your butt".
So I just got motorboated by my grandma…
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
Just because I'm asexual doesn't mean I can't have a revenge fuck.
Randomize
