Tell him ill love him long time
I'll assure him of it
He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
soooo.. i guess the cop said he'd drop the charges if i go to some AA meetings and i said fuck AA. not one of my better choices.
I woke up and my clothes were soaked in the shower and I was wearing a Ghostbusters uniform. I'm shocked she hasn't left me yet.
The Wii Fit is already telling me I'm an alcoholic.
I feel like we're taking advantage of the fact that our R.A has cerebal palsey.
I just realized i came back home with my lei that one night. How do i forget my bra but remember my lei?
Chinatown. Her fortune cookie said "accept the next proposition you receive." TELL ME NO NOW.
I really want to know why half of my kitchen floor is missing.
No that means he must've used the nipple clamps
the last guy with this job had a bookshelf fall on him. He's in the Er. Im high and they gave me his shift. How do you think i feel?
But he has cupcakes AND I'm guaranteed an orgasm. .. I feel like I shouldn't even have to actually make a decision here.
Just went to court for a citation. Guess who my DA was? That girl I ATM'd last weekend. No ticket for me!
Apparently last night I was doing back bends for the guy making my easy mac because clearly it wasn't easy enough for me.
I was just told I’m pretty enough to be a catfish. This made me so happy...
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