Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
I'm masturbating to football. This is why I get guys and you don't
ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
He just "revenge puked" on her kid. I think we'll be leaving soon.
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He asked me to coffee and I had no choice but to be honest. So naturally I told him that sobriety and monogomy are not two of my strong suits.
I can't tell whether I'm a) still hungover from two nights ago, b) legitimately sick or c) all of the above... multiple choice was never my forte
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
He's telling everyone that the only reason he's at this party is to hook up with me. SOS HELP.
S.O.S. he's talking about horses and breast feeding.
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Bobbing for jello shots in a bucket of long island. Fast track to alcohol poisoning.
His weed is so good that I don't wanna risk loosing him as my weed man so I plan to keep him in the friend zone 😂
You know you suck at relationships when you are sitting in the airport on Christmas day, alone, swiping on Tinder.
just saw a girl run into an automatic sliding door, back up and try again
Alcohol and I aren't friends right now.
Always great to be boarding a plane when you realize that what you thought was gas is actually very untrustworthy
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