I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
Also, I've sobered up around 5am, in Delaware. I remember making this decision, and highly regret it now.
He said he wanted to see my room, not my womb. It's a common mistake.
Was I shouting at a fire engine last Friday?
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Finally put clothes on I've been laying naked in the bed for approximately 4 hours since I showered and by showered I mean when I laid down in the bathtub with the shower on
It's official. This guy and I are going gay for each other. We're tasting the fucking rainbow.
I'm pretty sure I just need an IV drip of Plan B at this point...
I guess the wine stains on your shirt and the $2 vodka tonics you're sweating out just scream, "Welcome to DC, please ask me for directions."
Went home with a dude from UF last night. Just dripped chicken onto my phone and then licked it off. Going to pick up a bridesmaid dress. Mid 20s in a nutshell.
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There's some random guy here dryhumping my kitchen door. If he is a friend of yours, please come and retrieve him.
I just ate your leftovers whilst watching Garfield and Friends. Thank you across the board.
Yeah but you let me touch your butt. You're clearly the winner.
I just want somebody who'll randomly bring me pizza and lovingly squeeze my butt. Is there a dating app for that, do you think?
Wasted. And I have 5 pounds of potatoes that I'm responsible for.
My life. Always pantsless and occasionally topless.
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