It must have been true love
I don't call true love eating a bag of doritos and then going down on each other
Draw a picture of yourself puking and peeing on her and give it to her with a note that sys this could be your future if you be my friend
Its weird to pet your cat with a boner
What the fuck?
my self respect just called, its having a good time without me
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I said I was going to sleep an hour ago. Now I'm making plans to get high with the guy who mows your lawn.
by the way- Brandy out of a doggy bowl was AMAZING
Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
The only responsible thing ive done in vegas is shower and that was onky to clean vomit off me
Is it true if I say your name three times, you'll appear and whore everything up?
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Do not shit in our house. There is no TP. I am walking to get more, if I do not return, I have probably died of dysentery after my last wagon wheel got stuck in a gulch. Tell Martha and Lou Ann that I love them, and that I passed away doing the Lord's work.
I'm hoping that by this time next year we will be smoking some weed at a gay wedding, asking "Mitt who?"
What is your life?
A tangled mess of finals and bad decisions.
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
She drunkenly dropped her ranch for her pizza. She tried to clean it up with her hands off the street then realized it didn't work and started licking her fingers.
I think everyone at the office can tell I'm dehydrated
you mean still drunk
I've heard it both ways
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