Seeing Harry Potter 3D stoned: Pro- giant redheads w/cute accents. Con-weeping for stoners who only had Pink Floyd laser shows.
it was like my fingers were behind enemy lines
you left him a drunk voicemail of you singing speechless by lady gaga balling your eyes out
I don't remember coming home but there is cereal EVERYWHERE
the people going to church this morning while i was walking home did not seem as pleased as i was with how many beads i earned last night
fter the third song from an iPod commercial played I realized how much that frat sucked.
its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
I know now the amount of smoke it takes to set off the fire alarm....no longer worried about using the bong...not even close
I really think we need to get on this Charlie Sheen bandwagon
found glitter on my cock. thank you for bringing me to that dance recital.
Your lack of a response has proven you've clearly forgotten how crazy I am.
He is just lying there. People are throwing money onto his chest as they walk by...
He kept walking up to every girl at the party saying "Hi, I'm George Clooney. No I won't marry you." He left with three girls.
I was THIS CLOSE. But drunk me wanted to play those washboard abs with a spoon, like an actual washboard. Apparently that hurts, so I just squished it out at home alone.
well I got an eye infection from a stripper motorboating me but overall it was a great weekend
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