He better hope I dont die soon. Because I would haunt his bitch ass and cock block 24/7
I give you the lube, you make me the mac and cheese, that's a pretty fair deal I think.
Spent the entire ride home from downtown trying to convince designated dawgs to drop us off at waffle house instead of our apartment. i told them it was my house...they didn't buy it.
So..he has a girlfriend BUT she rarely writes on her wall and is only in 5 of his 371 tagged photos and her default pic is her with some other dude. It cant be serious
Oh my god you need to get off of facebook.
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Hefty paycheck and not get wasted can't exist in the same night
before the moonshine you were already braiding the bouncers beard -_-
if i actually get asked out by my dealer what could happen?
i don't know, but it probably involves bathtubs full of weed
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
So I definitely tried to pay a cab with baseball tickets last night
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You'll be happy to know that the bruise is gone from my cock
They filled a kiddie pool with lube and glitter.
Free stuff before I even put his balls in my mouth like wow great start
My drug dealer was just on ESPN..
Remember when I was real fucked up and said I would give up utensils and only use chopsticks for lent?...just got the reminder on my phone.
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
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