I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
ya and he came three minutes into it because he didnt have sex all summer
oh that makes more sense i knew you arent that good
we just toasted to your mouth on alex's balls at the bar
they just did a mariachi cover of free bird
so I woke up without pants, but my cardigan was still on and fully buttoned. curious.
You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
There was an Altoids can full of urine in the bathroom. I do not want to know what was going on in there.
It's times like this I miss having my nipples pinched
I didn't realize how drunk I was until my vagina was in the snow.
the best part of college is nobody can tell me not to eat six toaster strudels and jerk off in the shower
Some small part of me hopes I'm on the probationary list because of seeing the Dean at that fetish party.
All im saying is that my face might fall off.
He gave me a brownie at the beginning of class and now I can't feel my face.
Did you apologize to him for the trip to the strip club as a first date or is that something that just gets swept under the rug??
scotch tastings during the week is a baaad idea. i woke up w no pants but wearing my winter coat
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