I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
No, pictures of your dick will not make me feel better about my grandmother having a brain tumor.
I'm eating a piece of cake like an apple. At least my thought process is healthy.
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
I spent most of the night trying to drink out of three bottles of beer at once. I don't have to be told the reasons I'm single
I just remember dedicating a shot to me giving you head so it was obviously a good night
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
You told us that you don't have to wait in line at Taco Bell. Then, drove up to the window and grabbed someone else's food.
I can't believe you didn't come out. There was a duckling ON THE BAR!
I'm turning into an adult here.
Adults touch each other's special zones.
The next time you invite me out to a bar full of cougars warn me first. I never felt like a piece of meat before.
Just seriously saw this chick say, watch this motherfuckers then did a 42 sec keg stand.
You at least asked for her number right?
Well, I ruined his toilet and he's still completely okay with me. Plus, it took him like a week to tell me.
If a girl I didn't love ruined my toilet I don't think I'd stick around.
Maybe for you. You don't have to clean the melted butter off the stove. I LOST THE SPECIAL SEASONINGS.
She dropped the call after she told me she doesn't want to hear about how loud he can scream.
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