I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
People in love make me want to vomit
He asked me to sit on his face, but i didnt, for 2 reasons, one, i had just pooped like 20 mins before sex, and two, this could be my future husband. so i skipped on sitting.
I really want to lead this Amish guy into temptation
you really cant fit homeless dj into your budget? doubles as charity
Yes. I feel like complaining about sex all the time with a 21 year old might be punishable by death of the sex gods so I try not to
The face that yo gabba gabba comes up when I'm stoned and searching for yoga workouts is scary or dangerous
after he went down on me he said he wanted an air freshener for his car scented like my vag. i cant even.
we fucked and then he hand fed me a hot pocket
He just sprayed AXE in his mouth to get rid of his bad breath... THAT DRUNK
I got fucked in a bat mobile this morning. Being slutty rules.
I really need to stop turning to the BDSM dungeon masters of tinder whenever my heart hurts
I just got promised sex at a fire station tonight so basically all my porn star dreams are coming true.
my dad just built a flame thrower.. you should probably get here
Really dude? drunk texts at 9 in the morning? its wednesday
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