Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
We should have parties more often. I ended up with 90 beers and someone cleaned my toilet.
i've hooked up with him and three of his roommates and not a single one of them knows about it..think its safe to say i found the silver lining in a boys inability to communicate
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bitch got booty called while we were making out. and then she actually left.
I've reached the slutty point of no return. And it feels like multiple orgasms and coke lines
Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
You dont lie about slip and slides
She sat next to me on the couch and said "word going around is you got a sweet cock". My nickname problem was solved!
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I met his dad. Turns out he was a one nighter from the nurses conference in Vegas. Not sure how to handle this one.
Clearly, you already have. Both of them.
I'm going to try and loofah my hangover away.
Update: It didn't work
And then the templeton police were like "oh I remember her, yeah the blue haired girl that we picked up cause she was passed out drunk on the side of the road"
I DONT HAVE THE SOCIAL SKILLS TO EXPLAIN THAT YOU DIED EATING MY PUSSY
A true gentleman never tells. But yes, I did indeed get laid last night
There will be bowls smoken and not a single fuck will be given.
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