whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
you tried to do a keg stand and ended up flipping over it and onto the table
My #1 goal this summer is to get drunk at olive garden
I keep finding coffee grounds in my vagina
We found them in a dumpster making out trying to get their privacy
she named my penis "gigantor the baby arm"
How many folks do you know who bring coke to a dinner party. Seriously.
Seriously, dude... You knows its bad when you gag on her nipple.
the amount of chicks and firearms here is unnerving. this will end awesomely or at the morgue.
We were drunk having sex and I knocked over her bedside table/fish bowl and she jumped off to check if her fish was still alive but she made me pasta so it's cool
I was supposed to go on a date tonight but I cancelled because I found out the Lizzie McGuire movie is on Netflix.
Fun fact: deep throating plus dehydration plus eating a lot of citrus = my throat is fucked. Metaphorically and physically.
Sitting on couch, workout sex makes me more sore than regular workout
I just fucked her boyfriend. Happy birthday, bitch.
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