We need to have an Itty-Bitty Titty Committee mtg somewhere in the range of 5 minutes to ASAP.
Just applied online. Cant stop hiccupping. May be drunk. Hope they liked my smiley faces.
I just saw him at the bookstore and all I could think about was him licking your ass
She left me a voicemail too. It's just her moaning her name repeatedly
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Look. You've gotta stop making this about you, and make it about my vagina.
Is it possible to just pretend that everything we did after grilling up your goldfish didn't happen?
If you hook up with a kid and the next day he breaks up with his girlfriend, those can be seen as two completely unrelated incidents right?!
Good for him. He wanted to accomplish walking across niagara, I'm hoping to accomplish not throwing up tomoro nite, we all have our own priorities in life.
Going to the beach. Greeting Sandy with a blunt. Wish us luck!
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They gave me patron and potatoes I couldn't say no
You spent the entire night trying to get me to make out with you
yeah I remember. your boyfriend shouldnt have cheered me on though.
The only monogamous relationship I can keep is with my eyebrow lady...
I was intimate with him for twenty minutes and will be intimate with shame for twenty years.
Sex and bbq. He sure knows how to make a girl feel special
I don't know if I'm dying or this is just a mild inconvenience
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