at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
I don't even know how sober sex starts anymore
Is puking blood really that bad of a sign? Can we pretend this is okay?
It's okay.
He was waring a speedo fashioned out of american flag bandanas and when he got hard he said "you're such a patriot...raising the american flag like that"
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She posted on her FB that he moved out...It's like she wants me to fuck him.
I just got a msg from someone saved in my phone as "gouiys stAndingg nezxt me not oz". Omh my life.
I love your family. Oh. And on a completely unrelated note, I know where we can steal a dog.
It's called the eyeliner-blowjob correlation, read a science book bro
When I see myself in tank tops and push up bras I seriously wonder why I'm not President.
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No fucking judgements. You know me. Chinese food vent sessions are safe places.
And then I discovered that while drunk last night I called the NAACP and left an angry voicemail demanding they fix the racism at my school
It was somewhere in between an airport security patdown and a medical examination. No groping or squeezing, just brief pokes and pats.
I woke up with a bunch of jolly ranchers and an eight ball in my purse. Successful
Good, I've got all this booze. It's intimidating to be in the room alone with it..
If he flies out here I will sleep with him. I have morals, but not when it comes to southern accents
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