just come out here and I will go home with you...
i want to be waterboarded, just to see what all the fuss is about
things it involved: vodka, boy parts, possible photos of me on a cell phone. things it did NOT involve last night: my bra, his pants, and sobriety.
Jon and Kate. Drink everytime we see tears. Drink twice if a child cries. Finish your bev if you cry.
Also thongs make me have to fart a lot.
so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
At what point should shame kick in? Realising I had a one night stand with a man engaged or realising I am that man's wedding photographer?
I found out you can't leave the bar with a drink. I also found out that pouring it on the bouncers shoes is also unacceptable.
Almost threw up on my grandmother as she walked in the house. Had to run to the bathroom and vomit my brains out. Prolly getting taken out of the Will now.
Everything was cool until I tried to photo bomb those Hells Angels, then it's all a blank
I can't even properly respond cuz I'm ballsdeep in falafel
there's people who respect me enough not to bang on my bed and i think that's beautiful
All I remember is that I was trying to call my wolf pack by howling.
her and her boyfriend kept giving me coke ad kissing me talking about my awesome boobs
I don't know if I'm having early flu symptoms, a miscarriage, or am badly hungover. Web md agrees.
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