im having a hard time not telling ppl about ur bathroom story
So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
we need to find that guy that whips out his cock at the bar again
Nada. Shooting off confetti and wanted to see I'd u could see it from ur house.
Wow. Its not even 11am.
Don't blame the cocaine for your eating disorder.
Yeah, all the sudden I heard a loud "ding" and realized I had been passed out on the dorm elevator for about an hour....
I want a coyote to ride back and forth to the bathroom because walking is getting old
rumor has it I kept asking you to go to the "tall grass" with me...sorry about that.
I've wasted nicer days than this hungover and dry heaving in bed.
Well I'm currently debating between getting toilet paper or getting my eyebrows waxed so... There's that
Beer bonging to Ave Maria
Grass is always greener, Allison, grass is always greener
The grass is drunker and I'm lying down on it
Yo I get this girl alone in my room last night but she bounces cus she thought the full house poster was "weird"
God yes pancakes and booze sounds like the best night ever.
Is it sad that the most attractive guy I've come across in a week that's not my professor is the man doing my pedicure?
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