paul mccartney is starting to look like angela lansbury
similar to the time we made up the game of screaming at the top of our lungs any time a guy any of us slept with walked into the party. that went over SO well.
I just beer bonged a sparks. You better get your ass over here because no one is on my level yet
it was really awkward..i thought he had two dicks, but later realized it was jsut his roommate
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Currently separating the burrito I just stuffed in my purse from the weed in my half smoken bowl that was already in it. My what the fuck moment beats yours.
Sry I came all over your dress. Think of it as a Vegas souvenir.
the worst part was waking up this morning to his skrillex ringtone.....when was it ever okay for friends to let other friends go home WITH GUYS LIKE THAT!?
You should have. Partying with 60 year olds and batman is so much better than partying with bitches our age.
My roommate walked in naked grabbed my hand and pulled me into her room to see her randoms dick.
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Grandpa just put 6 jello shots on his plate. My aunt tried to take them away; he flipped her off. Living in the retirement home has hardened him.
Never thought I'd say this, but getting head from a skeleton was better than I thought. Happy Halloween
Easy. Go to walmart, buy a bag of charcoal. everyone gets a present and it's cheap.
I'm not saying you're stupid, just that you have bad luck when thinking...
That butt dial turned into a booty call.
she wouldnt leave because they were playing One Direction. I'm dating a thirteen year old.
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