You hurt me so bad and it feels so good
I'm already going to be stripping so like pretty much you would just be watching me. Also we're watching twilight. again.
some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
I just drove by a church. On the sign out front was written 'crocodile cock'. On both sides.
Omg i either met the gayest dude ever or my next boyfriend
Went to the career fair today..I handed out many resumes to find out later that they say I have a bachelor o farts degree...Top that.
what kind of wine goes with anal sex and shame?
For future reference "bring our litter sisters on our date day" is not such a good idea
It's a good cause. For your vagina.
He thinks he's a sex addict. Just. My. Type.
Your stories are the best. I feel like you're a spy among the heteros. It's not fair.
I just plagiarized Dr. Curtis Connor's ideology from Spider-man in an essay on genetically engineered embryos. College: academic integrity at its finest.
I woke up with my shoes still on and my pants around my ankles cause I couldn't get them over my shoes
I know but we're going to blackout city so it'll probably be warm there
Also fucking you night and morning and then serving your parents breakfast is a bit awkward. And funny. To me.
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