Nothing ended up happening last night because he couldn't get my overalls or fanny pack off. I woke up this morning with one strap over my overall shorts on, my fanny pack wrapped around my chest, and the baby doll still tied to my hand. Ugh white trash parties!
So me and friend just finished Eiffel towering this girl and sounds great in theory but after the high five has commenced its just a weird threesome especially when you make eye contact with your buddy during the session
The worst part of it is that he's not the first man I've fucked with 2+ chihuahua's.
I waited so long to accept his friend request that he canceled it. So I added him and when he accepted I deleted him. I wonder how long this will be funny to me
Potato salad is not cupcake ingredient
We're discussing which museums we should go to when we shroom. How ill would Picasso be?
YOUR TITS WERE ON THE TABLE.
My ultimate goal is to get laid wearing a horse mask... That would be awesome on all possible levels
It's not too terrible. You just got a little naked and broke your arm.
Our house rule in beer pong, is that if you get the ball in the bitch cup.... you have to snapchat your balls to everyone on your friends list.
I ripped off the screen and literally supermaned through my bedroom window. That wasted
I don't need no damn man when I have the cock-a-nator 2000.
It was somewhere in between an airport security patdown and a medical examination. No groping or squeezing, just brief pokes and pats.
I woke up under the stretchy sheet like the corners were still stuck under the bed. I had to wiggle the corners off in order to get up. I was trapped. how did that happen
Most people that see those numbers aren't going to realize what they mean and those that do will think 'oh those must be her favorite hockey players' and not 'oh she wants to see those hockey players fuck each other'.
Randomize
