Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
According to Glamour magazine, experiencing sexual pleasure helps you live longer. I am dying an early death.
if im not pregnant im gonna be so pissed for spending the money from my weed fund on the test
wow, a mother in the making
this is not real life
it never is. after midnight never counts.
For the first time ever I'll be using my lunch break to pass out cold on my desk. We've gotta stop having these late night drinking things on Sundays
Well that's the thing. He does want to take me out... To a strip club. I see this going down a very bad road but you know I'm going to go.
I used to put Bugles on my penis and pretend it was a wizard.
It happened again.
What?
I lost in a drinking contest with my 84 year old grandmother. Two years in a row now.
Apparently I send drunk snapchats a lot and they always have random dudes in them. Like one night it was just me and some guy I don't know sitting on my couch.
I literally woke up walked into the bathroom, threw up and died this morning. Then went to my 8am.
I always can't wait to see you but when there's also an opportunity to get naked it elevates to an entirely different level
Since when do my one night stands start sending you friend requests?
Did you pee in the oven last night??
Sustenance and doggy style.. the only two things I need
How many weight watcher activity points do you think sex is worth?
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