Yep, it's a dick on our front door. Intentional?
Well, think of it this way, if this were 200 years ago your father would have received the most goats in all the village for your fertile loins. Think about that.
he walked out as i was licking snow off of his car...
Ohhhh sweet! I may be down for that. I'll be a german beer girl probably passed out on a park bench somewhere.
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Apparently after awhile self preservation trumps libido. This is new news to me.
My Internet history has 23 searches for 24 hour cake. Self respect plummeting.
You're telling me he never had to ask for a blow job and he STILL broke up with you? I call bullshit on that one.
I just took three of the most beautiful hits of my life. As elegant and smooth and delicate and graceful as figure skating
He's the only guy without a tacky accent I've seen in this southern dump in 6 months. Bangage was inevitable.
You're such a Yankee.
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all i tweeted was "emergency this is not a drill" and he immediately texted me asking if this was a subtle booty call…it was
I'm eating taquitos in the bathtub at 5:30 am. What a great end to the night
I'm scared because his knowledge of star trek is turning me on
He said he didn't want to go down on me so I told him we were going to have an oral stalemate.
Well I've always wanted to get head while playing WoW...
K I'll do it, but mine is going to be WAY weirder. Your not allergic to shellfish, right?
I am mentally ready for anal.
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