there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
I know im too high when i think porn has an interesting story line.
Have thirty minutes until my shift starts. My heart says liquor store but my future says no
He knows as soon as he hits chameleon eye status drunk, he is guaranteed to piss the bed we NEED to push him there
Just gave a urinal high five to a complete stranger. Might not be such a bad night after all
can we get together and have a vodka water gun fight? i need to get som intense excersise/alcohol
We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?
I still havent gotten an apartment yet, so I crash random college parties...get so drunk and then sleep on their couch
Just once I'd like to throw a party where I don't have to clean up someone else's blood the next morning.
We never did figure out who the stuff on the wall came from, did we?
animal crackers drenched in taco bell mild sauce... surprisingly delightful
breakfast of champions
breakfast of stoners
He had bigger boobs than me last night and we both weren't wearing a bra so it was a fair judgement
I'm sure it's not the worst thing to ever come out of my ass
Dad got stoned the other day and bought us potty training seats for when we have children
Lol yeah. Because I just woke him up to blow him for being hot.
Coming straight to your house after the flight. If not in Federal Prison for disobeying peanut laws.
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